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Dog Butts R Us

Dog diseases aren’t funny — except when they are. I worry a great deal about Frankie’s diabetes but I also know that collecting pee samples in public can make for some pretty amusing situations; see The Pee Strip Chronicles, San Diego.

And anyone who has made a frantic drive to the emergency room with a dog that’s ingested something indigestible knows how scary it is while it’s happening — and what a good story it makes if everything works out ok.

I say this because I don’t want anyone to think I’m not taking my latest assignment for Your Dog (the newsletter of Tufts University’s veterinary school), which focuses on diseases of the anal area, seriously. I am. In fact, it was the desire to find case studies to use in my article — I’ll get to that — that inspired me to write this post.

But let’s face it. By definition, dog butts are funny.  Nothin’ Butt Dogs ran several contests to find the cutest dog rears, including the one featured here.

Abe, a Frankie look-alike

In my pre-Frankie days, if anyone had told me how many hours of my future would be spent contemplating dog poo — much less that I would spend additional time contemplating diseases of other dogs’ anuses — I would have been incredulous. And appalled.

Life is like that.

As an aside, this has gotten me thinking about common fecal terminology. I’ve come up with a short lexicon. Feel free to refine/add your own suggestions:

  • If it belongs to a baby, to your own dog, or to a dog you know and like, it’s poop or poo.
  • If you’re describing it to a doctor and it emerged from an adult human, it’s a stool. If it emerged from a baby — or if you don’t know the word stool — it’s poop or poo.
  • If you step in it and it emerged from a dog or (yech) from a human, it’s shit.
  • If it is on a trail but did not emerge from a dog or a human, it’s scat (even if you step in it).
  • If it comes from a cat, it’s shit* or “the contents of the litter box” (correct me if I’m wrong about this; I’ve just never heard anyone allude to cat poop. But then again, most of the people I know are dog owners).

But back to my article for Your Dog. For my last disease-related article, about diabetes, I enlisted the help of the lovely Miss Jasmine, whom I met on Twitter. Her owner Susanne can attest — I hope — that it was a reasonably painless experience, a way to talk to someone who is actually interested in the details of your dog’s disease. Jasmine also got her picture in the newsletter, which pleased her no end. So did Frankie. Ditto.

For this story on anal diseases I am looking for someone willing to talk to me about:

— a dog that has had a perianal fistula (these are generally German Shepherds, but a few other breeds are subject to them too)

— a dog that has had a perineal hernia (usually intact males)

— anyone who has had a dog’s anal sacs removed because of constant infections/impactions.

Please contact me with the subject line “Your Dog” at writest at mac dot com. I will have put on my serious writer’s hat when I get back to you, I promise.

Comments about fecal terminology, in contrast, can be deposited below.

*Catshit is not to be confused with batshit — the correct term for which, incidentally, is ‘guano’ — in the sense of referring to someone who is crazy.

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6 Comments

  1. Clare
    Posted December 23, 2009 at 7:10 pm | Permalink

    As much as I wish I could help you out, I’m counting my lucky stars that with Archie’s previously impacted anal sacs, no such perils occurred!

    Enjoy a movie and Chinese food this holiday.

    • Edie
      Posted December 23, 2009 at 7:43 pm | Permalink

      Ah yes, the immortalized anal sac impaction…

      It’ll be Indian food but otherwise you’re right on target. Enjoy your family festivities, ho, ho.

  2. Susanne
    Posted December 24, 2009 at 4:28 am | Permalink

    I can assure you Edie doesn’t bite, so participating in an article is completely painless, honest. Edie does the hard work of actually writing the piece, all you have to do is answer some questions and sit back with your feet up waiting for the article to come out, maybe even including a pic of your furry baby, yay! I was just happy to get to waffle on about my favourite topic, Jasmine, to someone who was genuinely interested, and got a huge kick out of seeing the finished piece complete with Jas’s pic featured prominently. If you have a pooch that is suitable for Edie’s latest article I highly recommend taking part, don’t be shy, it really is fun; and you will be helping to raise awareness with other pet owners.

    • Edie
      Posted December 24, 2009 at 12:10 pm | Permalink

      Thank you, Susanne. Full disclosure: I do bite occasionally. But, because of geographical challenges, I don’t conduct interviews in person, so no participants are in danger of rabies.

  3. Posted December 28, 2009 at 1:31 am | Permalink

    I don’t have much to add except that I met the cutest little Dachshund this summer named Weenie, who had a severe perianal fistula. I’d never seen anything like it.

    The poor guy was found stray. The SPCA was able to track down his owner who could see nothing wrong with Weenie. This poor dog looked like it had the ass of a baboon and his owner could see nothing wrong?!

    Happy ending though, as the SPCA rescued Weenie and he was adopted out. =)

    • Edie
      Posted December 28, 2009 at 7:15 am | Permalink

      Thanks for this, Jim. I’m glad the story had a happy ending. Weenie’s former owner would make a great case study of how NOT to interact with a pet who has medical problems!

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