This year can’t be over a minute too soon. It’s ridiculous, I know, to think that one sunset and sunrise will somehow change the disposition of the universe, that tomorrow my driveway will suddenly sprout good-luck flowers with solid-gold centers. (I’m not even sure what those would would look like — maybe sunflowers? Which would…
Drunk Puppy Buying Banned, Pet Store Owners Portrayed as Heroes
The Bare Bones Story Last month, a story made the news cycles about the problem pet store owners in a posh New York neighborhood were having with people coming in drunk and buying puppies, resulting in a ban on the practice. Typical reporting went: Inebriated passers-by are falling in love with playful pooches frolicking in…