Frankie has been out of touch in recent weeks. I suspect he’s been spending too much time on the beach, not enough time selling Am I Boring My Dog. But as the final countdown to the book publication date begins (only 15 days left!), the dispatches have begun coming in again.

Okay, at least I spot the books tucked away with the beach ball. But what a little publicity hound!

I’m glad to see he’s left Hawaii — Frankie, don’t even joke about spending your time there looking for the birth certificate — and has gotten back to the world book tour.

But what’s this? A storm on the horizon?

This is pretty frightening! I’m glad I got these after the fact; I would have been terribly worried.

Oh, Frankie, I’m so relieved you’re okay!

But where in the world are you?
Stay tuned…